tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-120697012012-01-17T04:45:34.959-07:00I love fools. Without fools in the world, I would have nothing to talk about!Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.comBlogger1571100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-58299385454850077382009-06-09T11:10:00.007-06:002009-06-09T11:39:52.218-06:00

So as mentioned a couple posts ago, Michael and I were up at the North Rim of the Grand Canyon recently. Since this was an exploratory trip, we decided to stay at the Grand Canyon Lodge for one night. It's a cool historic lodge with a stone sun deck that has an amazing view of the canyon. As we walked onto the deck, a cocktail waitress came up to us and asked us, "Do you want something to drink

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So how many times are fast food restaurants and processed foods blamed for childhood obesity? And how many times have fashion magazines, supermodels and Hollywood been blamed for giving young girls eating disorders and bad body images? OK, take all that and throw it out the window.So I'm at Sweet Tomatoes (like Fresh Choice and Souplantation) today and behind me in line is a mother with her

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So Michael and I headed up to the North Rim of the Grand Canyon this weekend. We checked out the North Kaibab National Forest to do some car camping on the rim. We drove out on FR 214 and went out to Parissawampitts Point. It is a pretty good view through the trees of the Grand Canyon along the Rainbow Rim Trail. There is a decent campsite at the point about 75 feet away from the rim.We were

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So I see on TV that Julianne Moore is releasing her second children's book, Freckleface Strawberry and the Dodgeball Bully. What is the deal with celebrities writing children's books? It's just another way for them to stroke their egos and for stupid celebrity lovers to buy something just because it has a famous name on it. Why do celebrities have to do everything now-a-days? What happened to

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So last weekend I was at my favorite local sandwich place, Bad Donkey, with my buddies eating some good sandos. We found the only table big enough for all of us in the same room as a couple of mothers sitting at a table and a few kids sitting at the "bar". The kids were making a bit of noise, but nothing unsual. Then after all of us were sitting down eating our sandos, the kids went berzerker!

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So Michael told me we need to go outside in a couple nights and check out the Lyrids meteor shower. It's supposed to hit it's high point just after midnight on April 21st. I love a good meteor shower, so I'm all about it. I've gotten myself up at 3 am, driven half an hour and sat outside in a cold forest to go see one in Portland! That was the Leonids in 2001 and it was the best I had seen at

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OK, I admit it, I watch the Today Show. It's silly. It's not really news no matter how much they try, but it entertains me. Anyway, they have a great fascination with showing videos from YouTube that exhibit fast food workers behaving badly. Then they do the same little dance with the video:They always preface with, "You may want to turn away because this may turn your stomach."They show the

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OK, so first off, I can't believe that it has been since last September since I've posted. Michael has been begging me to do so with the intended result that I will stop complaining to him about all the random things that piss me off. So I was reading the WSJ online yesterday (the free sections) and read this story about homemade pies being illegal in Pennsylvania. These aren't pies being sold in

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So a new Container Store just opened today near my house. In fact, it's the only one in Arizona! Michael happened to say that he needed a hanger for his ties, knowing full well that today was opening day. I LOVE the Container Store. It's the best kind of store. It's a store built for the consumer society of which I'm a big part. There is nothing there that anyone really needs. It just exists to

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So I tried to watch some of the Olympics this summer. To my dismay, everytime that I flipped through the 3 channels broadcasting the Olympics, the same 6 sports were on: swimming (I don't even want to get started on Phelps), gymnastics, basketball, soccer, track (didn't see any field) and beach volleyball (OK, I saw a little softball in there too). With over 30 different sporting categories, I

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So this news is a week old, but I'm very excited that the FTC has finally done something that will really make my day better. The FTC has banned pre-recorded sales calls! Instead of wasting time fining people on TV, the FTC has decided to put inflict its power on those horrible companies who send out recorded messages. YAY!

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OK, so after some badgering from Little Kenny, I realized that I should really start posting again. So Michael and I flew down to Mexico a couple weeks ago and coming back from there to the US was the easiest thing ever. We didn't have to take off our shoes or jackets (not that we had any); or remove our laptaps (not that we had any); or take out our silly little plastic bag of liquids (we had

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So Michael and I have been talking about taking a trip to Europe for about a year now, but now we're really closing in on deciding where to go. Last year, we had started with Spain and Germany and the Netherlands and and Iceland and all those little Eastern European countries. We were all over the place. Michael had even gotten me to come around to Paris. Before, I figured I'd go there when I'm

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OK, so I had the WORST SANDWICH I've ever eaten on Saturday. This sandwich beats out my previous worst sandwich ever from Shari's in Oregon. It was a badly made BLT. How does a restaurant screw up a BLT? Old lettuce, limp fatty bacon and really bad tomatoes. Anyway, this sandwich that I had on Saturday was MUCH worse and I only have myself to blame. So we went to a place called Lee's Sandwiches (

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OK, so Little Kenny commented that my marshmallows don't look so big. I took a picture with one in the palm of my hand. My palms are 3 3/4 inches long! These are really huge marshmallows. And, of course, I'm still not willing to break open the bag. My hands smell really sweet right now; I'm so happy.

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So we went to the Mexican supermarket, Phoenix Ranch Market, the other day. Besides having freshly made tortillas (they are still warm when I get them back to my house which is 30 miles away) and fresh cheese in bulk, they now have the biggest marshmallows I've ever seen. I had to buy them. They're straight from Mexico and they make my pantry smell lovely with all their processed goodness. I

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Okay, so we just moved for the THIRD time in 2 years! This is it. No matter what happens, we need to stay put for at least a few years. I do love moving to new places, but the last couple of years was a little much. However, renting two different houses in this area helped put our needs into perspective as we looked at a house to buy. Tomorrow will officially be the 1 month anniversary of our

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So with the passing of the economic stimulus tax rebate plan (with which I don't agree), there are all these news stories about the newest tax scam going around. Con artists are posing as IRS agents and calling people or sending out emails soliciting bank account numbers and other sensitive information. So there is the number one problem with giving people free money. There is a ton of people who

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So I was flipping around the TV this weekend and found Friday the 13th Part 2. I love watching horror movies in the morning; it's just a great way to start the day. I've never actually seen any of the Friday the 13th movies. Being a child of the 80's, I had to watch it. I love late 70's and early 80's teenage movies: the hair, the music, the cool dudes looking like regular goofy guys. The whole

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So this Swiss company, Katadyn, revealed last year a brand new product: canned cheeseburgers! At first, I was truly disgusted, thinking that this was something for the supermarket. (I came across it in a Zagat newsletter). However, was developed under their Trekking-Mahlzeiten label and is meant for the outdoors. So after backpacking for 5 days eating dehydrated food, you can heat up this burger

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So I had been hearing for a while that jelly shoes had come back with all the other terrible 80's fashion. I never truly believed it until yesterday. I was walking around Urban Outfitters happily noting that they were starting to come away from such an 80's throw-back look, when the jellies caught my eye. It was like getting smacked in the face! They just came out of nowhere and looked identical

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So Michael and I went to check out a brewpub in south Scottsdale called Papago Brewing. The draft selection is decently varied, but it's the stock in the coolers that really sets this place apart. You can buy anything from the cooler to drink onsite or to take home and there have to be over two hundred selections. They had of our favorites, Rogue's Ten Thousand Brew Ale, that is quite hard to

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So I was just flipping around the TV, literally moments ago, and I stopped on My Super Sweet 16 on MTV. I always give this show a few minutes when I find it. The ridiculous premise is that 16-year olds of the rich and famous plan these completely over-the-top parties that cost more than most people's weddings. It's highly entertaining to watch the parents give their kids whatever they want and to

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So I got this coupon, yes coupon, in the mail for vaginal reconstruction. I usually get coupons for window cleaners, airport shuttles, exterminators etc. OK so the doctors who sent out this coupon call there procedures the Aussie Makeover because they involve your "down under" region. I almost fell over laughing. Vagina plastic surgery at a deal! How can I resist using this coupon? It says it

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So the BBC News had this story Grylls series 'to be transparent' about the show Man vs Wild, which is on the Discovery Channel. The show appears to be similar to another Discovery Channel show, Survivorman, in which the host is stranded in some wilderness situation and then left to his own devices to get back to civilization. That is where the similarities end. On Survivorman, Les Stroud

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So I saw this article the other day, To Woo Europeans, McDonald’s Goes Upscale. It's about how McDonald's is changing their look to lure customers into its European restaurants. They're making them over to look more upscale and adding useful luxuries, "to attract more young adults and professionals ... the chain is also adding amenities like Internet access and rental iPods." (Even their websites

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So it seems like everyone I know is having babies right now. Must be that old biological clock ticking. Congrats to all of you!Anyway, in honor of all those babies, I finally decided to post my Top 10 Reasons Not to Have Kids. Now, I know that people mean well, but when I tell them that I don't want kids EVER, some get that sad look of disbelief and tell me that it's different when you have your

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So we just got back from Cabo, Mexico. We stayed at Cabo Pulmo and Westin Los Cabos. The former was pure relaxation beach bliss! The latter was luxury and magnificent beach views and, of course, idiot hotel guests. The title of KING AND QUEEN IDIOT goes to the couple pictured below.As you can see, these FOOLS brought an inflatable pool for their baby. When I was down at the pool I saw the father

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So I'm reading the paper and SMACK, I come across this headline:How Do Cats LikeRabbits? Very Much, Raw I couldn't believe it. Cat owners buy raw bunnies for their pets to eat? I just thought cat (and dog) food was made from whatever is left over from human food. Apparently, that is the case with canned and dry food according to the article. That is the reason these people buy raw bunnies for

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So I'm reading the Across the USA section from USAToday. This happens to be my favorite part about staying in hotels. I would never actually buy USAToday, but I love to read it, especially all the blurbs from across the nation.Anyway, I come across a good one from Rhode Island. Some 65 year old murderer got released last year from 33 years in jail and is now in custody as the prime suspect in a

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OK, I know this movie came out last year, but I just saw Fast Food Nation and it SUCKS! I was dubious when I had seen the previews for the movie because it was a work of fiction whereas the book written by Eric Schlosser is a really good hunk of research and intriguing nonfiction about the history, growth and impact of the fast food industry. I thought that with the right elements and style, it

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So I'm reading this article in the NY Times about this guy, Duke Riley, who built a submarine out of plywood to do a performance art piece in homage to the supposed wooden submarine called the Turtle used during the American Revolution. So Duke gets a couple of his buddies in an inflatable to tow him towards the Queen Mary 2 which was docked in some NY harbor. Of course, this raises suspicion and

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So Mrs. Little Kenny pointed out to me yesterday that I am seriously lagging on posts. I've had a lot to rant about, but have been in a funk about actually putting it "on paper" so to speak. So I vow to come back fresh and renewed from the Oregon Brewers Fest that I'm going up to this weekend.BEER, BEER, LOTS OF BEER!!!In the meantime, laugh at this picture; I do everytime that I look at it.

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So I'm going to sound like an total old lady, but what is up with high school students thinking they have a bunch of rights? Recently, I have heard two stories in the news about high school students protesting policies or actions taken by their schools. And then the stupid schools are condoning the students' protests. These students believe that the schools are violating their rights. I've got a

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So I've read a couple articles lately about Second Life and I just don't get it. I think that's probably the first key there is that I read about it and don't do it;I'm not going to do it. Also, I've never been into the chat room phenomenon and I guess this was the logical step from there. I can understand that aspect. What I can't understand is that people spend real money to buy virtual real

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So I saw some Peeps in Target last week and I had to send them to my sister. Peeps just seem to occupy that strange spot in the space-time continuum of being both nostalgic and current all at the same time. What I hadn't seen before though are the little plush Peeps Bunnies. They remind me of the Bunnies in the Bunny Suicides, so I kept a couple here and sent the other two along with the regular

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So I'm reading the newspaper the other day and come across an article titled, "Hinckley offers guidance: Church leader defends faith." I see that it's an article about the Mormon church, as Hinckley is the current president. So I thought it was possibly about some new Mormon scandal in which the church has to defend itself, which intrigues me greatly. But it was just about some biannual

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So I read this article in the Wall Street Journal, Triumph of the Fembots. First of all I must say that I was entirely surprised to find this article on the web and to find that WSJ posts its Opinion articles for free. The WSJ doesn't give anything away (try to click on one of the headlines; they're such a tease)! They have a few articles that they will allow you to read online for free each day,

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I'm feeling kinda blah lately. So Michael showed this to me to make me laugh. This is an actual business in Fountain Hills, AZ. Just look at the dog's pose! And they made an uproar here about Pink Taco opening in downtown Scottsdale.

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OK, so these are grown women who dance for some indoor football league. I have no problem with this picture. I DO have a problem with what I saw this weekend at the Hilton Walt Disney World (which is a whole different story; I was there for a wedding). This weekend I saw girls ranging in age from about 5 to 14 or so dressed in outfits a little more skimpy than the ones in the picture. Their

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So I was on the treadmill and this commercial for Clorox came on. The commercial starts with a teenage boy putting a jelly handprint on the fridge, then a couple little girls make a huge mess baking, then a nasty dog shakes off buckets of mud onto the floor and finally, two little boys send a toy plane into their father's bowl of tomato soup, which splashes everywhere. Next, comes in the mom with

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So I signed up for the Sport Chalet "Action Pass" the first time I went to the one here in Scottsdale. They told me I would get $10 back for every $250 that I spent at their stores. With no signup fee, I figured it was a no-brainer. So months have gone by and I know that between Michael and I we had spent $250. I was on the verge of calling (they have no online connection to the Action pass, as

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So I sent our kitchen knives out to be sharpened by a this company, Holley Manufacturing, that I heard of on NPR's Splendid Table. You go online and tell them how many knives you want sharpened and they send you a box and knife guards. They send your knives back in about a week. Our knives came back sharper than new!!!!!!!!! They are amazing. My 10" chefs knife cuts through a tomato like soft

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So Little Kenny posted this celebrity face recognition website that tells you what celebs you look like. I had to try it. I got a pretty good round of celebs, except for the Backstreet Boy and Shigeru Miyamoto (he created Super Mario Bros, didn't know who he was til I Googled him). Since I think that I made out pretty good, I thought that I'd try a less attractive photo. In the one below, I had

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So I've tried skiing now for the second time and really like it. However, there was this total jerk running the bunny slope chair lift. He wasn't helping the newbies and half the time he wasn't paying any attention at all to the people getting on the lift. My buddy Amy dropped her pole and she unintentionally jumped off to get it and he didn't even stop the lift! And then when she came back

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So I'm listening to the radio this morning and the DJ is talking about some toilet that you can win from Roto Rooter. It has a TV, X-box, leg weights, fax, laptop... the list goes on and on. The discussion on the radio turned to why guys like to spend so much time on the toilet. I don't really care to know why sitting on the toilet crapping and reading is enjoyable. What I think is intriguing,

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So I was super sick last week and had some time to kill. I watched a bunch of 80's videos on VH1 Classic. After about an hour, I realized that for all the bad fashion and silly music, the 80's pop scene had one redeeming value that we have lost today. You could be UGLY and still have a hit!Take Animotion for example. Behind all the big hair and makeup, this band is UGLY. But no one cared. Give

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So I was just driving on the freeway here in Arizona. Arizona drivers DO NOT adhere to the concept of the "fast lane". I realized this soon after moving here, but thought that it would get better for some reason. How can we have 3 lanes of traffic in the same direction and not have a fast lane? Trucks drive in whatever lane they please and you can find many people in the traditional fast lane

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I love it when I'm right. Mythbusters backed me up in an ongoing argument that I've had with Michael for years! The myth is that if you leave a light on for a few minutes, it's more energy efficient than turning it off and then on again. Michael used this myth all the time to defend himself when I would get on him about not turning off the lights. Well, in episode 69 of Mythbusters they proved me

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-71986899936846293112007-01-11T12:26:00.000-07:002008-12-10T19:16:00.521-07:00

So why did Progresso have to change their regular can to a pull tab? They say to make it more convenient. BULLSHIT! Everytime I use one (like just now), soup goes splattering all over the counter. I HATE pulltabs!!!!!!

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So I'm doing laundry and watching Good Morning America. They have a new series called, "Cool to Be Green" or something like that. The segment is about ways to remodel your home to be more energy efficient and better for the environment. It had some good ideas, ones that I have already heard. But clearly the majority of us aren't doing these things; otherwise we wouldn't have to be told repeatedly

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-85873684750149711192007-01-08T09:06:00.000-07:002008-12-10T19:16:01.094-07:00

So I'm reading this article in the NY Times, titled, "San Franciscans Hurl Their Rage at Parking Patrol." As a coincidence, the subject of how the people of San Francisco aren't particularly nice had come up in conversation recently with Michael. The article talks about citizens attacking parking control officers because the parking situation in San Francisco is so terrible. Apparently, these

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So Michael and I drove back from California with a carload o' presents. But, much to my surprise, two packages arrived on our doorstep this morning!! One was a Smithfield Ham and the other was a case of one of Oregon's finest brews! Can life really get any better? I think not!

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-80726922478656435322007-01-05T07:57:00.000-07:002008-12-10T19:16:01.570-07:00

Yay, it's 2007!!! My passport expires this year. Man, I remember when I got it back in 1997 and I thought, "2007, that's never going to come, I'm going to be so old." Those were the silly thoughts of a 23-year old. Thinking back to 1997 makes me excited for 2007. It was a year of big change and I was ready to conquer the world, or at least Seattle. I'm such a fool for 7's; it's one of my favorite

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-61851334335839481852006-12-08T07:43:00.000-07:002008-12-10T19:16:01.677-07:00

OK, so I've been watching way too much TV over the last two days, as illustrated by my recents posts. It's what happens when Michael is out of town. Anyway, Conan O'Brien has put up this fabulous website, www.hornymanatee.com . That's it.

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-17948838788440811172006-12-07T07:42:00.000-07:002008-12-10T19:16:01.853-07:00

So there is this story about a 4-year old kid, Stevie, who saved his family from robbers by dressing up as a Power Ranger and scaring the robbers away. These men are suspected of many robberies in the area and their strategy is to prey upon people with kids. Anyway, one of the robbers had the mom and a couple of kids held at gunpoint and then Stevie snuck back into his room to put on his costume.

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-88976948930939982632006-12-06T11:26:00.000-07:002006-12-06T11:47:20.108-07:00

So I was flipping around the tube and saw Dave Navarro on an old episode of Charmed. He's such a MEDIA WHORE! What with his whole fake TV marriage to Carmen Electra and then hosting that Rockstar show. What's with this guy? Can't he just live on the glory of Janes Addiction? I mean, who goes on TV shows to get publicity? No talent, nobodies, that's who.

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-11791148407137380582006-12-05T07:08:00.000-07:002008-12-10T19:16:01.878-07:00

Making Fiends cut a deal with Nickelodeon! The creator Amy Winfrey been working with them for a while and they have some of her episodes available for download, but now her episodes for Season 3 will be a TV show. YAY for Making Fiends! If you've never seen it, the X-Mas Bonus episode was my introduction to Making Fiends and it's HILARIOUS! Amy seemed very excited in her newsletter to announce

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-33101524992627739852006-12-04T08:36:00.000-07:002008-12-10T19:16:01.913-07:00

So Michael showed me this article about little kids who like to crossdress. And by kids, I mean specifically pre-adolescent boys. Girls haven't really been studied enough. Yet again, ladies, we take the back seat. Even in issues where the professionals want to do away with biological gender, women are still behind men. So then within the realm of gender indentification and "variance" as the

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OK, I actually don't want bigger breasts. I don't think the girl in the picture does either, but those are what real ones look like. According to outside sources, mine are big enough. So because of that, apparently I don't have the right to oppose breast implants. BULLSHIT! Everyone has things about their bodies that don't like. I have these curves on my thighs that I hate and can't get rid of

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-68053059772635257142006-11-27T14:14:00.000-07:002006-11-27T14:50:28.573-07:00

So I'm back from my Thanksgiving hiatus. I LOVE Thanksgiving! It is my favorite holiday. So I prepped all week for the feasting we did with Mr. & Mrs. Little Kenny. Mrs. Little Kenny was a big help in getting the meal completed and she sparked the conversation about the stupid pardoned turkeys. I had never paid attention to this tradition before and did not know that the President has pardoned

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-8916048670386660912006-11-19T16:51:00.000-07:002006-11-19T16:55:52.825-07:00

I MADE CHEESE!! I'm so excited. I just finished my first cheese today. It's a soft herb goat milk cheese. It looks like cheese, smells like cheese and it even tastes like cheese. Wow, I just can't believe the it worked! I can't wait to eat it!

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-36236019867254350882006-11-16T14:37:00.000-07:002006-11-16T14:50:21.525-07:00

So I'm listening to the Adam Corolla Show this morning and hear a story about a 20-year old guy that had sex with a dead deer he found on the side of the road. Since I usually don't listen to the show, I thought that it was a joke story. NO JOKE! It gets better. The guy's lawyer is trying to get him off (I had to) by saying that the law prohibits sex with an animal and this guy had sex with a

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-8431675856535246072006-11-15T07:26:00.000-07:002006-11-15T07:43:12.980-07:00

So I'm flipping through a magazine and come across an add for Onederwear. It's DISPOSABLE UNDERWEAR! At first, I thought, "why do you want to throw away your underwear?" Like I'm soooo busy that I don't have time to wash my underwear. What about the rest of my dirty clothes? Should I just throw those away too?So I dove into their website and they do have some legitimate uses... such as when you

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-57844296508906218632006-11-12T11:30:00.000-07:002006-11-12T11:36:37.011-07:00

So not all of the new wildlife I've encountered since I've moved to Arizona has been scary. I had a roadrunner in my backyard! It was very exciting for me, much better than the dead rabbit in my front yard.

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-54336847585597475902006-11-09T12:56:00.000-07:002006-11-09T12:59:33.307-07:00

The thing that I HATE about election day... all the campaign signs left standing after election day. Who's going to take these down? When will they take them down? They've already been trashing up my streets for MONTHS! I hate them. They'll probably get left out and they will turn into litter on the side of the road.

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-51978336069547770662006-11-06T12:36:00.000-07:002006-11-06T12:52:51.143-07:00

Arizona has the longest ballot ever. But I like to be an informed voter, so I go online to read about the millions of propositions on the Arizona ballot. It's a pretty nice website and saves paper by not printing what would be a huge book to list all the proposed laws texts, the legal analysis and "for" and "against" arguments. Now it's this last part proves the most entertaining and irritating

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-15763213032520027582006-11-05T07:04:00.000-07:002006-11-05T07:14:44.831-07:00

So I've need some new jeans for a while, but didn't want to go shopping for them because you have to try on a million pairs to get the right ones. I've always, as in since childhood, bought Levi's. In fact, until about 2 years ago I always bought men's Levis. I decided to branch out to get some cute jeans. So I go into a couple different stores that sell jeans. Now these are regular mall stores,

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-49114938000307822362006-11-01T08:28:00.000-07:002006-11-01T08:36:51.890-07:00

If you don't watch the show, don't bother reading this because it will bore you and make no sense; but you're a fool for not watching it.So I finally caught up on 2 weeks of the Amazing Race. I usually LOVE this show, but this time it's keeping the weakest and stupidest (I'm sure that's not a word) players. I say "keeping" because at the end of Sunday night's episode, the couple from Kentucky who

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-58376076281790407522006-11-01T07:47:00.000-07:002006-11-01T08:27:16.632-07:00

So we went to Vegas for Halloween. And just like I thought, 90% of the women were in sexy costumes. I'd say only about 10% of those tried the squeeze-play. I was let down a bit though because the costumes lost their variety. Last year both girls and boys were dressed up in all sorts of fun and creative costumes with the sexy ones mixed in among them. This year with all the sexy costumes their

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-24192941683364056172006-10-21T08:02:00.000-06:002006-10-21T08:42:07.122-06:00

So Michael and I were looking for a costume for him at the halloween store. We found that the men's section was about 1/3 in size to the ladies' section. I started looking at the girlie costumes to see what I could expect in Vegas this year. There did seem to be an overwhelming amount of sexy nurses, sexy cops, sexy witches, sexy cowgirl, sexy ghost, sexy [insert anything you want]. Even Playboy

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-1161101037486792152006-10-17T09:39:00.000-06:002006-10-21T08:43:29.825-06:00

A couple weeks ago, I caught the movie Lorenzo's Oil on tv. If you've never heard of it, the movie is about a boy, Lorenzo, who becomes stricken with a rare disease (ALD) that eats his brain and paralyzes his whole body. His parents along with scientists develop an oil that helps retard the progress of the disease. Before the oil is completed, Lorenzo can basically breathe by himself, often

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-1160855164879452422006-10-14T13:45:00.000-06:002007-02-27T09:36:02.365-07:00

So I've been meaning to post this series of pictures that I have of Michael hanging off of cliffs. It originated with Alex doing the pose on Half Dome in Yosemite, as illustrated above. Even Mrs. Little Kenny has gotten in on the act. On their Honeymoon! In Canada! Way to go Mrs. Little K! We've got to keep those Canadians guessing about us down here in the U.S.Click Here to see them all!!.

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-1160674058386149892006-10-12T11:27:00.000-06:002006-10-21T08:44:57.123-06:00

My sister - that's who! So my sister Mary had recently become concerned that she had developed a food allergy. She went to the doctor to get tested and found out that she's mildly allergic to onions, chocolate (much to her dismay), grapes (wine - gone!), pure cane sugar (she's already diabetic so no big deal) and POTATOES! Her first reaction was, "No more french fries!" But then she remembered

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-1160673770895670232006-10-12T11:04:00.000-06:002006-10-21T08:46:17.504-06:00

So when I recently moved to Arizona, I noticed that most of the baggers in the grocery stores were high school age kids. I thought to myself, "Good, no more retards." The grocery stores where I used to live hired mentally-challenged people as their baggers. They always said weird stuff or yelled or bagged my groceries badly and looked funny. I don't care that this is totally politically incorrect

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-1160437009007271442006-10-09T17:35:00.000-06:002006-10-21T08:47:03.150-06:00

So Michael saw this article about a guy crashing his car because a spider scared him. Why would this article interest me? Back in 2001 or 2002 when we lived in Portland, I was driving our new car when a small spider appeared on the door. I HATE, I mean HATE spiders. I rolled down the window, tried to knock it out with my purse (what I would have done if my purse flew out the window, I don't

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-1159899332954875502006-10-03T12:00:00.000-06:002006-10-21T08:47:35.191-06:00

So I'm referring to this fool (I don't even care to know his name) that shot the Amish girls. So far, all we know is that he possibly did it to avenge something that happened 20 years ago and he may have intended to molest him. What kind of coward goes to kill a bunch of little girls and then kills himself? So now his family has to carry the burden of what he's done since he isn't here to be

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-1159801967259602942006-10-02T08:50:00.000-06:002006-10-20T09:03:42.390-06:00

So Michael and I used some points and stayed at a pretty nice resort hotel over the weekend. The resort has tennis courts, golf, a gym and spa. I cannot complain about the level of service; there was serious pampering. However, people are spending at least $500 per night, so that service is expected. That brings me to my point (finally). So we stroll over to the the gym just to check it out.

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-1159557074565831322006-09-29T12:31:00.000-06:002006-10-21T08:48:35.676-06:00

So Mr. T has a new show coming out where he goes and solves fools' problems. How cool would that be to have Mr. T show up at your door?? I used to love the A-Team when I was a kid I even had a matchbox version of the van! I think Mr. T is totally what this world needs right now. He's ditched the gold chains, he's straightforward and doesn't have any tolerance for FOOLS! Fools of the world

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-1158678575928722102006-09-19T09:00:00.000-06:002006-10-21T08:49:04.567-06:00

So I was surfing around last night and came across this site that has THOUSANDS of pictures of airplane food. I'm thinking, what kind of resource is this to anyone? Am I going to really search the pictures for the airline that I'm considering and then base my decisions on how the food looks? NO. It cracks me up to think of these people taking pictures of their meals when they come out. Do the

Rosanna Kicks Asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17700994039625658338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12069701.post-1158460237712976792006-09-16T20:15:00.000-06:002006-10-20T09:03:42.052-06:00

So I was flipping around the tube and stumbled across the re-broadcast of the MTV Video Music Awards. I must say that I haven't watched much MTV for the past couple years, so I was very surprised to see that Kurt Loder and John Norris were working the red carpet. These guys are 61 and 46, respectively!!! I mean even if you haven't watched MTV for 15 years, you would've seen these guys still

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OK, so this is very childish of me, but I can't resist going to the lowest common denominator when I see the election signs as I drive around town. There are two female candidates that have really bad names as far as I'm concerned: Susan Fuchs and Stephanie Rimmer. I'll say no more.Insert "Beavis & Butthead" snort here.

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Don't read this if you're from the Midwest.OK, so it's no news that Walmart SUCKS, however, there are always so many new reasons to hate Walmart that I can't be satisfied with the general opinion that "Walmart Sucks." So Michael and I were on a hunt for virus software and a specific type of oil drain pan. After exhausting all the other options, we ended up at Walmart. That is usually how I end up

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OK, so I don't know if anyone is reading this besides my two loyal fans, but I'm the fool this time for SERIOUSLY LAGGING. My only defense: I moved to Arizona and it's great. However, getting on the computer to post has not been a priority... that's like blasphemy!I'm back though, for those few who care. One of which being Michael because if I write a post about something, then I am much less

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So I went and played tennis this morning with my friend Amy. We tried to go early to beat thesummer sunshine. We had to wait about 10 minutes or so and then got onto a court. The other court cleared out after we had been playing for awhile.Then I see I guy come and snag the empty court, he's smoking and standing around. Then I see that there are a bunch of kids in the parking lot and what

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I got so excited when I found out that Mono Lake (it's a huge lake outside of Yosemite) is FULL OF SEA MONKEYS!!! I ran into the lake like a little kid and scooped up a bunch.I considered taking some home for my fish to munch on, but didn't have anything to put them in and also thought, what do you feed brine shrimp. Aren't they already the bottom of the food chain? (Alright, all you biologists

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So the power just came back up in my neighborhood, since going out at 10:30, about 10 minutes ago. That's the time it took me to start my computer, turn the air conditioning on and get some cooling salad from the fridge and write this desperate post after checking email.My gosh, I didn't realize how much of a slave I am to Thomas Edison and all the computer geeks who make my life possible

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So I went to Vons to get some fish. There was only one girl working the meat counter and about 3 people besides me waiting. So I went to get some other groceries and returned to find only 1 person in front of me. Now, this next thing she said to the other customer should have been my first cue to walk away. "I can't cut those, the guy who does that isn't here right now." However, I figured maybe

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OK, so we just got back from a trip to North Carolina. The trip was great, the parking was terrible. We arrived at John Wayne Airport with plenty of time to park in the economy lot and get the shuttle over to the airport and still be at the counter over an hour early. As we turn left into the parking lot, we see cones in front of the entrance and a bunch of cars parked outside the gates. What the

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So far in the month of May, I've been out of town for I'd say about 90% of the time. We went to Seattle for our anniversary and ate and drank until we burst. Then we went to Yosemite and then we went to Arizona for a little house hunting. Surprisingly, with all those travels, I didn't encounter any fools! It was sunny in Seattle, so everyone was super friendly. In Yosemite, we were camping by a

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You gotta love Europe! I've only been there once, but now I'm definitely be making plans to go back ASAP. I don't know of anywhere here that beckons you to soak in beer!!! 

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So it seems like children can scream and be loud and make a total annoying scene and it's not problem. However, a cop pulls up, sees some people quietly drinking and having a good time and they need to be warned that they'll go to jail if he has to come out again.OK, so it was a ranger in a state park, not a cop and he totally made us all fearful. But we just had a couple 12er's of beer sitting

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So I haven't gotten riled up for a couple weeks here, but the May 1st boycott and marches scheduled in the name of immigrants' rights has done it. First off, I don't understand how laws proposed to limit ILLEGAL immgration affect LEGAL immigrants. Instead of clouding the real issues at hand, why not discuss a more practical solution than "just give everybody amnesty"? How does that solve anything

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So there I am driving down the street and a bad Hummer goes by. For some reason over the past two weeks, I keep seeing more bad Hummers than usual. There must be a sale or something. Now, you ask, "What is a bad Hummer? Are there really any good Hummers?" Well, everyone has seen the bad Hummer as, pictured here:Some dork (I'll call him "Bob") has purchased this big, pretty truck so he can impress

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So I went wine tasting yesterday in Temecula. My friend Dianna had come down to visit her friends in Temecula and invited me along. We had a good little group starting off with lunch and then going to 4 wineries. We tasted some good wines and some that weren't that great. But enough about the wine. The people watching was actually the main attraction.Falling out of stretch limos, Hummer limos,

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OK, so Michael and I drove up to Lake Arrowhead last night in our Chevy Tahoe. Everything was going fine until we got to the chain inspection checkpoint. Now it must first be said that we saw the signs stating "possession of chains required," but did not heed the warnings. When we got to the checkpoint, the authorities were stopping everyone and Michael tried to talk his way out of needing

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So I took the train to Van Nuys on Saturday to avoid having 2 cars at my sister's house this weekend. I haven't taken the train in California since I lived in Santa Barbara. I had fond memories and my headphones loaded with me as I boarded the train. It was pretty crowded, but I found a spot on the aisle. Unfortunately, two friends in the row in front of me just "found each other" and starting

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So last night, Michael and I went to see Match Point. I totally recommend the movie. Usually, I would not go to a movie on a Saturday night at primetime due to the fools who make the movie theater into an intolerable space by using it as a platform to project their opinions of said movie. However, I was trying to avoid falling asleep before 10 pm. I will fall asleep with the greatest of ease at

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So I went to the post office today to mail a large envelope. I had hoped to use the machine to do so, but it was being repaired. As I sauntered over to the "take-a-number" dispenser, this old pushy lady runs in front of me and grabs the next number shouting that she's in a hurry. Next, she burst into song stage-musical style for us patrons and the postal employees. We got two songs before her

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So we watched Underworld at home last night. I figured it would be a fun rental since I like vampire movies. However, the group of vampires in this movie were candy asses. They practically had no vampire strengths along with none of the typical weaknesses, which make vampire movies fun. As they fight werewolves in the movie, the only way the vampires seem to be capable of defending themselves is

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