So I'm watching the Tonight Show last night and they've got some old Stevie Nicks look-a-like singing in a cocktail dress. Hold on! It's Alanis Morissette! Now usually I don't care what celebrities do with their hair. But the brunette big hair pop-star, turned angry-scorn girl, turned thankful woman going blonde! And not the kind of fun blonde that screams "I'm a rock star, so I bleached my hair, screw you." But it's like Clairol #53, "I'm not a brunette, I want to pass as a blonde conservative woman." What the hell? I guess she won't be giving head in movie theaters anymore. 
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Shit what theatre? Could you buy tickets for the "event"?
Doesn't look bad to me, but what the hell do I know anyway.
Isn't it ironic...don't you think? Sorry - couldn't resist. Alanis has gone softer than a 90 year old willy, sans viagra. That's too bad. By the way, I'm impressed with your knowledge of Clairol colors. Did you just pull that one out of your ass, or were you completely aware that #53 is in fact "Autumn Daze/Light Golden Brown". Impressive!
No definitely psycho, definitely. The only ESP you have is the Extremely Sawww-say Personality. :P
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