Saturday, February 04, 2006

Wimpy Underworld Vampires

So we watched Underworld at home last night. I figured it would be a fun rental since I like vampire movies. However, the group of vampires in this movie were candy asses. They practically had no vampire strengths along with none of the typical weaknesses, which make vampire movies fun. As they fight werewolves in the movie, the only way the vampires seem to be capable of defending themselves is by using guns and jumping down from tall buildings. There is only one old vampire that actually has superhuman strength. And the whole movie took place at night. How convenient for these weak vampires. I watched the short "making of" feature to find out why they were so lame and the director said he wanted to make an action movie and not the typical horror movie. Idiot! The vampires might as well have been humans on trampolines with big teeth. Give your vampires some backbone... it was embarrassing.

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