Thursday, March 29, 2007

No More Pussy

So I read this article in the Wall Street Journal, Triumph of the Fembots. First of all I must say that I was entirely surprised to find this article on the web and to find that WSJ posts its Opinion articles for free. The WSJ doesn't give anything away (try to click on one of the headlines; they're such a tease)! They have a few articles that they will allow you to read online for free each day, they aren't necessarily articles from the current issue, just free content. Also, the free stuff is a very small percentage of the paper. In order to get the full access to the website, you have to pay $80 per year.



OK, let me get onto the article. I loved it. Basically it makes a mockery out of the mocking of the Miss USA pageant by feminist groups. It's almost a historical legacy of which they can't let go. Apparently, NOW still urges women on an annual basis to stage "real woman" beauty pageants to make social and political statements. While shows such as the Victoria Secrets lingerie show exhibit much more titillating flesh, they are not held with as much disdain as beauty pageants. They should move on to the next generation of events and shows that pit woman against each other. No one can deny that the Pussycat Dolls show is humiliating and degrading to women (I've only watched 5 minutes of it, really, the commercials are bad enough). Even though the show is run by a woman and she thinks they are all empowered by using their own sexuality, how can shaking your barely covered ass for men be empowering? There is a big difference between taking control of your sexuality and using your sexuality to turn guys on in order to make money. If a woman wants to do it, that's fine because women should make their own choices in life; but don't call it empowering, call it what it is: prostitution.

Friday, March 23, 2007

Easy Way Out


I'm feeling kinda blah lately. So Michael showed this to me to make me laugh. This is an actual business in Fountain Hills, AZ. Just look at the dog's pose! And they made an uproar here about Pink Taco opening in downtown Scottsdale.

Monday, March 12, 2007

I Love Little Girls

OK, so these are grown women who dance for some indoor football league. I have no problem with this picture. I DO have a problem with what I saw this weekend at the Hilton Walt Disney World (which is a whole different story; I was there for a wedding). This weekend I saw girls ranging in age from about 5 to 14 or so dressed in outfits a little more skimpy than the ones in the picture. Their skirts were shorter and the straps on their tops were clear so that they look invisible from a distance. They also were wearing an extraordinary amount of makeup. Now I know that the makeup is worn so that their expressions can be seen from far away. But the whole package seen up close at 9 AM presents a whole different image. Parents groups are always coming out against celebrities and the media for exposing their young children to bad role models and inappropriate behavior. So here are these little girls dressed up like whores parading around the lobby of my hotel. Hello, parents! If you're worried about your kids growing up too fast and being sexualized by the world around them at an early age, then don't dress them up in sexy outfits that have the words "Showtime" blazed across their undeveloped breasts and painted up like Vegas showgirls!

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Clorox: Still Stuck in the Fifties



So I was on the treadmill and this commercial for Clorox came on. The commercial starts with a teenage boy putting a jelly handprint on the fridge, then a couple little girls make a huge mess baking, then a nasty dog shakes off buckets of mud onto the floor and finally, two little boys send a toy plane into their father's bowl of tomato soup, which splashes everywhere. Next, comes in the mom with groceries in hand and then the next shot is a woman's hand, with a wedding band clearly prominent, cleaning up.

What the hell? The whole frickin family creates a disaster zone and the mom cheerfully cleans it up!!!?? I'm supposing that the idea is that the target audience are those who do the shopping and we're assuming that women do most of the grocery shopping in the households of America (my dad was the grocery shopper in our house). However, how insulting is it to say to those people that they are just maids in their own home?

If I just came back from the store and my husband was sitting around while all the kids (that I don't actually have) made huge messes, there would definitely be some hell to pay and I certainly would not be cleaning up after all those lazy, inconsiderate asses!!

Monday, March 05, 2007

Sport Chalet = Cheap Bastards!

So I signed up for the Sport Chalet "Action Pass" the first time I went to the one here in Scottsdale. They told me I would get $10 back for every $250 that I spent at their stores. With no signup fee, I figured it was a no-brainer. So months have gone by and I know that between Michael and I we had spent $250. I was on the verge of calling (they have no online connection to the Action pass, as it's only available in certain stores) and then my $10, in the form of a Sport Chalet gift card, showed up in the mail. I was excited until I saw that the card expires on May 31, 2007!! I just got the card last week! They are soooo generous to give me 2 months to use my card!!!

Cheap Bastards!!!!!!!!