Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Pool Fools

So we just got back from Cabo, Mexico. We stayed at Cabo Pulmo and Westin Los Cabos. The former was pure relaxation beach bliss! The latter was luxury and magnificent beach views and, of course, idiot hotel guests. The title of KING AND QUEEN IDIOT goes to the couple pictured below.







As you can see, these FOOLS brought an inflatable pool for their baby. When I was down at the pool I saw the father get a hotel employee to help him partially fill the pool with water from the beach shower and then carry it back up to a flight of stairs to his pool chairs. So with that being the first offense, here are the rest:

1. They took up 3 prime lounge chairs next to the kiddie pool where other parents with kids might actually want to sit to watch their kids that are ACTUALLY IN THE POOL.

2. The whole time I watched them from poolside to up on our balcony (where I voyeuristically photographed them) and throughout a game of Scrabble, the baby was never in the inflatable pool.

3. There is a large 1 foot deep pool one flight up the stairs from where these fools set up their stupid inflatable pool.

4. As seen in the last picture (not a very good one), they took over a fourth chair for their lounging pleasure.

STUPID POOL HOGS!!!

4 comments:

Little Kenny said...

Outstanding!

You shoulda liquored up cheeselover a bit more and sent him off to climb in and pee in it.

Rosanna Kicks Ass said...

We did consider pouring beer in the pool, puking in the pool or just popping the pool :)

forksplit said...

Is that main pool right on the sand! It looks like it in the photo. Looks pretty awesome!

Rosanna Kicks Ass said...

Yes, the pool is right on the beach. I think they did that because the waves and riptide are pretty crazy at that particular spot so you can't swim in the ocean all that often. It creates a nice effect of still being at the beach when you're at the pool.