Sunday, May 10, 2009

Happy Mother's Day to All Those Thoughtless Mothers Out There


So last weekend I was at my favorite local sandwich place, Bad Donkey, with my buddies eating some good sandos. We found the only table big enough for all of us in the same room as a couple of mothers sitting at a table and a few kids sitting at the "bar". The kids were making a bit of noise, but nothing unsual. Then after all of us were sitting down eating our sandos, the kids went berzerker! One of them was trying to fit himself into a high chair (he was way too big), two or three of them were running around the table screaming and another two or three were banging on the window and screaming.
With all of this going on, the mothers sat at their table and barely turning their heads said a passive, "please sit down," to their children. It was ridiculous! This went on the whole time we were eating our sandos. We could barely carry on a conversation and had to go outside to finish up. (We would have done so earlier, but there wasn't a table available). Then Little Mrs. K went back in for ice cream and said that the kids were attacking the hand sanitzer dispenser. They came roaring out of Bad Donkey as we were leaving. All the while, the moms let this go on and could care less that their kids were destroying the place and ruining the other patrons meals. So to you great moms at Bad Donkey, I hope your kids are tearing up your house and making you miserable on Mother's Day!!!!!

3 comments:

Little Kenny said...

Ugh! I guess this was when the boys were out playing?

Glad I missed it.

Rosanna Kicks Ass said...

Nope, the boys were there too. They got to share in the ridiculous volumes :)

Little Kenny said...

Oh happened before we got there Friday night. Gotcha. Heh.

Still glad I missed it. :)