Would You Like Fries With That?

So I'm watching Primetime on TV last night. First of all, I never watch shows like this because the story teasers are so lame, such as, "what's happening down at the mall this week? You'll never guess." And then it turns out to be about some lame scam for which only an idiot would fall. Or they're total fear propaganda trying to scare the audience with something that no one has to fear. I digress.

Last night's episode was entitled "Fast Food Nightmare." I've never heard of this scam before, but apparently it had gone on in about 70 different fast food stores across the nation since 1994. The scam basically is this: a guy calls and asks for the manager on duty, when the manager gets on the phone, the caller tells him/her that he is the police and that they need to strip search one of the employees who has stolen something. There's a little bit more build up, but not much. Well, the story last night was about the case from which they caught the caller. It was all caught on the McDonald's security camera in Kentucky. This stupid-ass assistant manager, Donna Summers (I kept thinking of Donna Summer, which made watching the show even better; Donna Summers, however, is a 40ish chubby white woman) brought a teenage employee into the back office and followed the caller's instructions for about 3 or 4 hours. Over the course of those hours the employee was stripped of her clothes, cell phone and keys and left with only an apron to cover herself. She was left alone 3 different times with 3 different men. One of the men, Donna Summers' fiance (a 43-year old exterminator) was with her for 2 hours and made drop her apron, spanked her bare ass and I think made her give him oral, but ABC didn't specify. Over all those hours, Donna came in and out of the office and never questioned what was going on and denied that the employee ever asked her for help. Finally, some janitor said that the caller couldn't be for real and then, stupid Donna Summers called her manager and found out it was all a hoax.

So there's the setup. And you know who stupid Donna Summers blamed? McDonalds. Why? Because McDonalds didn't train her properly. Who thinks keeping a girl naked in a fast food office is proper procedure? What a dumb ass!!! Even if she's being advised by her lawyers to blame McDonalds. She should be brought up on rape charges with her sick-ass fiance! Instead, she's charged with a misdemeanor for false imprisonment. The caller (who they have arrested) is pretty smart to prey on the sad saps working as fast food managers (or in this case, assistant managers). Miss Donna Summers probably got off on the power high of doing something important for the police and having control over this cute teenage girl who all the customers and other employees smile at while passing over her own nasty self!